Well, we Brits don’t seem to be getting any actual summer. Nnnnggggg. Heatwave, come back! Sun, don’t leave us! We’re sorry we slighted you by saying it was far too hot to sleep, breathe or think straight! We were hasty, ill-tongued fools. Hopefully that’ll appease him. The sulky yellow so-and-so. While he’s getting his hat [...]