Well, we Brits don’t seem to be getting any actual summer. Nnnnggggg. Heatwave, come back! Sun, don’t leave us! We’re sorry we slighted you by saying it was far too hot to sleep, breathe or think straight! We were hasty, ill-tongued fools. Hopefully that’ll appease him. The sulky yellow so-and-so. While he’s getting his hat [...]

The news is full of misery. Everywhere you turn, there’s financial carnage, actual carnage and general heart-tugging woe. It’s enough to make you crawl back in bed and set your alarm clock for 2020. (That’s the year 2020, not 8.20pm. No, I don’t know why 2020 either. Don’t question me.) But you don’t come to [...]